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Meimeiken Auction!
[Meimeiken Auction]
- What's with the tension? - A title goal that doesn't raise Meimei's voice.
- That's... - That tone is real.
- I mean, at an auction... - Meimeiken Auction!
It's definitely different.
- "Meimeiken Auction!" - It just started.
- Well, Meimeiken Auction...
[Meimeiken Auction] Well, in the world, there are a lot of things like buying Meimeiken at a dome or a building.
For example, Banderi is built in Banderi Dome, right?
- Well, every year... - Banderi Dome...
Oh, it becomes Banderi Dome and you pay hundreds of millions or millions of yen every year.
But this time, we're going to do it ourselves.
This time, you can name the things you own or things that are related to you.
- So you can name the parks you own into Meimeiken Auction? - Parks you own?
- I can't do it. - You don't own a park?
- I can't change the name of the J-league team you own. - You can't?
- If it's too big, people will get mad. - You can't name Italy?
- No, no, no. - You can't name Italy?
- You changed the country's name. - The capital of Scythia is Rome.
[Meimeiken Auction]
- I've been thinking about this project for a long time. - Yes.
- I don't feel like buying someone's things and naming them. - Oh, I see.
- Changing the name of a J-league team is advertising for a company, right? - Yes, it is.
- I thought it wouldn't make sense if there was some advertising effect. - Yeah.
- But I thought it wouldn't be. - Yeah.
- I'll start from me. - Please do.
- I own a car called Lexus LS. - Yes.
- I don't have a name that I'd like to give it. - You used to have a name for the J-league team.
- Eternal Cyclone? - No, it's called Eta Cycle.
- It's just a name for a Jolts. - It's a brown Jolts.
- I'm not naming it, but I want you guys to name it. - Oh, the LS name?
- If I were to name it, I'd name it "cha-cha circle". - Then you can name it.
- You can name it. - It's "cha-cha circle" and "cha-cha circle".
- I don't have anything special for you guys. - Yeah.
- I don't have anything I want to say or write about it. - Yeah.
- So you don't have to pay me a high price. - Yeah, I get it.
- Can I start with zero yen? - Yes.
- Oh, you're starting with zero yen. - Yes.
- I'll start with zero yen. - Yes.
- You can kill me with zero yen. - Yes.
- One yen. - One yen is in.
- It's cheap. - Is it okay?
- I'll pay you 100 yen. - Oh!
- But... - Did you lose one yen?
- You can do whatever you like. - 100 yen is no joke.
- Well, you can do it. - If you can't buy a beer, it's 100 yen.
- 200 yen! - Oh!
- I want to make about one coin. - One coin?
- 500 yen. - That's it.
- For lunch and dinner... - Yeah.
- Can you give me some money and buy me a large - sized return ticket? - That's about it.
- If you come up with a name, "Oh, if it's like this, I'd like to put it up to this level." - If you want me to put it up...
- Oh, until you get back on your feet. - That's right.
- If you say no to a gold car, I'll call you for it. - 1,000 yen!
- Oh! - Oh!
- I'll do my best! - I'll say it to the limit.
- 1,500 yen! - 1,500 yen?
- Oh! - If you say it...
- 1,500 yen... - That's good.
- 1,500 yen is expensive. - 1,500 yen!
- Oh! - Thank you!
- What should I do?
- So, if you say "Shiba Inu" or something like that, it'll be a promotional effect.
- But is there such a promotional effect on cars? - That's right.
- Okay, here we go. - That's fast.
- I'll give you an order!
- If you can't buy a car,
- a bicycle!
- A bicycle!
- That's fast! - I want a bicycle!
- I want a bicycle!
- Mr. Takeda, did you go out last year? - Oh, I went out.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Now I know I shouldn't release it casually.
- That's true. - That's what you want to do.
- You really give up your rights.
- Okay, I'll say it. - Okay.
- Okay.
- Mr. Ryo... - Mr. Ryo...
- He made his own license. - That's right. - That's right.
- I think it's good for it to sell there.
- After all, I thought I had to use what I was doing personally.
- So, I'm going to release one from my cafe.
- Oh, it's not a cafe. - No, no, no.
- It's a cafe's name. - It's a cafe's name.
- Oh! - Oh!
- No, no, no.
- Don't release a cafe's name. - Hoshinko Mironpiron Cafe!
- Use your own name! - It's over.
- Narita Motors! - No, it's over.
- What I'm going to release is...
- my cafe.
- Christmas, Valentine's Day, and each event...
- I'm going to make a limited set. - Yes, yes, yes.
- This time, when there's nothing going on...
- I'm going to sell a limited set for one day only.
- Oh!
- I'm going to release the name of the set!
- Oh! - I see!
- That's crazy! - For this...
- You can get the name with goods, right? - Yes.
- So, I'm going to put the name on the online store...
- I'm going to put the name on the online store... - Wow!
- I'm going to put snacks and coffee in the box.
- I'm going to sit in a round ball and eat curry rice.
- Oh, I'm in trouble!
- I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
- I see!
- For real...
- It might have a different name than "coffee stand".
- That's right. - It's scary!
- But it's not like I want to drop it.
- It's like talking to both men and women.
- It's scary. - It's not like I really have a bad reputation.
- I don't do it to laugh at it.
- I'll give you a bad example.
- I squeezed Tetsuya's poop.
- That's bad! - It's not good!
- The lowest entry is 100,000 yen. - Wow, 100,000 yen!
- What else is there? - It's cheap, right?
- It's a propaganda policy. - Then I'll go for 100,000 yen.
- Thank you!
- How many characters are there?
- Is it okay to have a little story?
I don't even have a pillow.
No, please kill me.
I'm scared.
No one will buy it.
Hurry up and kill me.
Keep 510,000 yen!
Now it's 120,000 yen.
Oh, great!
Don't buy it.
It's pretty solid now.
No, I mean...
I don't have that much money.
I just want it to be my profit.
Wow, that's great.
Wow, 150,000 yen!
Wow, that's great!
Wow!
Damn it!
Even though it's only 1,200 yen...
Wow, 200,000 yen!
Wow!
I'm going crazy!
Wow!
No, I can't do it.
No, this is a little...
It's hard, isn't it?
It's hard!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
200,000 yen!
It's hard, isn't it?
It's acceptable, isn't it?
In fact, it's cheap, but...
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, I mean...
This time, you know...
Well...
At first, I was funny all of a sudden.
But it got out of hand.
Basically, this is how you use it.
That's why I'm doing it.
Wow, I'd like to see it.
Yes.
It's a bug glasses broadcast set.
Wow!
I like it.
I see.
It's like I made it myself.
But it doesn't matter at all.
Both of them are made by me.
You said it.
This time, it's a business license auction.
I could only do business licenses.
I didn't say it.
I'm going to make snacks and drinks that you and I like.
I'm going to make some snacks and drinks.
I'm going to make you do all the work.
I don't care about that.
Can I say something?
Yes.
Well...
Both of you are cafe workers.
I also make music.
Yes.
There's one thing I always get lost in.
When I do a live show...
I decide on the title.
Today...
The title of my next live show...
Is it okay?
It's amazing.
It's stylish.
It's quite...
Is it worth promoting?
Well...
Let's start with 250,000 yen.
Oh, that's a lot of money.
I just killed it.
What is your past title?
I like "I like it better than a sand live."
Oh, really?
It's "I like it better than a sand live."
Oh, you like "I like it better than a sand live."
No, I like "I like it better than a sand live."
I like "I like it better than a sand live."
I can put it on my back.
Oh, that's nice.
Basically...
250,000 yen!
I'll put it down.
I'll put it down for now.
What is your past title?
It's a title I came up with.
I'll pull it out and put it back.
You're the one who can't reach it.
Even if you say it like that, it doesn't make much sense.
250,000 yen.
If it's 250,000 yen, you'll use it for your name, right?
Yeah.
So what are you going to promote?
You're nothing.
350,000 yen!
Oh, you're going to give it away.
Oh, no. It's not good to make a manager think.
350,000 yen!
Oh!
You're thinking of something, aren't you?
It looks like you've come up with a good one.
There's something to promote, isn't there?
Yeah, there is.
350,000 yen!
There's something you can do.
It's a side business.
If you can come up with a model that exceeds it, you can do it.
It's a model penthouse.
It's important.
Oh, thank you!
One, two, three...
Four, five...
Four, three...
One...
40,000 yen!
I did it!
I can't do it!
I can't do it! I did it!
I did it!
I can't do it!
I'll give it to you right away.
It's 4 o'clock now.
50,000 yen!
Wow!
I don't think this is going to work.
This is impossible!
50,000 yen!
I can't do it!
50,000 yen!
I did it!
New item!
This is definite!
Maybe when Toshimitsu wants to do it, my apparel will be released.
"Bark at the Moon" new item release event.
It's not an event, it's not a live!
It became an event!
I want to see MC!
This time, we have a lot of new items.
I can't say that.
You say it yourself!
What was it?
Tetsuya, I'm curious about it.
Tetsuya's present.
"This is perfect".
"Bokujo Entertainment", you!
I don't hate you!
I don't mind at all!
Shibayu-san, I...
If Toshimitsu bites me even once, I will change to Shibayu.
I'm not good at it, so I'll do it.
What I can advertise is just a name.
My name is Shibayu.
What?
You drink too much.
I will change my name to Shibayu only during the period.
You drink too much.
How long do you drink?
One year?
One lifetime?
Is it possible to drink for one lifetime in Shichi?
I don't drink for one month.
You only drink Shibayu here, right?
Yes, but my song "park at the moon" is on sale now.
That's funny.
I think it's funny to advertise properly.
When I say hello, people advertise me every time I go out.
I will change my name to Nijuu.
You drink too much.
I will change my name to Nijuu.
30 seconds.
I'm going to be a coffee sandwich.
400,000 yen.
Wow!
Then, 450,000 yen.
450,000 yen.
Wow!
It's amazing!
Wait a minute.
It's coming! It's coming!
It's good.
510,000 yen.
520,000 yen.
Before Tetsuya's weirdness becomes a trend...
450,000 yen.
Wow!
It's no good. I don't care if I change it to 450,000 yen for fun.
Isn't it cheap?
Every time I go out, I'm seen by a lot of people.
No, I mean...
I've been out a lot of times, so I keep slipping.
800,000 yen.
Wow!
If you put your hand out for 800,000 yen, I'll be asked for a million yen today.
But...
You won't give me 800,000 yen, will you?
I'm already investing.
Shut up and invest in me!
Advertising cost effect.
How is it?
It's amazing!
One million yen!
Wow!
One million yen is a little scary!
You're good at auction!
No, I used two million yen at the auction last month.
You've gone crazy!
One million yen!
Wow!
You're amazing!
You did it again!
Oh, my God!
I'm getting a lot of money!
Yay!
It's hard for me to beat you, too.
Ten...
Nine...
Eight...
120...
Wow!
Why?
These guys are amazing!
Wow!
Let's get started!
Ten...
Nine...
Eight...
Seven...
Six...
Five...
Four...
Three...
125!
It's coming!
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
130!
150!
What?!
130!
150!
Wow!
What is this guy?!
Thank you!
Amazing!
It's a present!
Wow!
150!
Isn't it good?
It's not cheap.
As a human being, I don't want to do it at all.
What do you want to do?
I want people to know that I'm doing music properly.
So, TOSHIMITSU's original song will be released on each music site.
Yes.
What are you saying?
I'm in trouble.
I'm grateful for this.
Really?
Let's say hello once in practice.
YARONO, TAKADO, YARONO, TOSHIMITSU, YARONO, TOSHIMITSU, TOSHIMITSU's original song will be released on each music site.
Yes.
I'm in trouble.
I'm grateful for this.
I'm in trouble.
This is good.
This is amazing.
This is good.
I hate it!
You want to do it yourself, don't you?
You...
The word "SHIBAYU" is also prohibited, isn't it?
That's right.
The word "SHIBAYU" will change for a month.
Wow...
Fifth place is Tetsuya.
Really?
I have a reason why I want to go there as soon as possible.
I see.
This is the only thing I can release.
It's my personal channel's name.
That's right.
That's amazing.
That's right.
If you think about it carefully, it was a failure from the beginning.
Because it's a video upload channel.
That's right.
I thought Tetsuya would go there.
However, there are almost one million people.
I don't think there's a channel with more than one million subscribers.
That's amazing.
One million...
One hundred and one million people!
- Huh? - You're right.
Most of them...
Most of them are 50 years old!
- That's the first one. - Yeah.
How many YouTube channels are 50 years old?
50. But in Japanese, it's 25.
That's too short!
200. 200. 200.
What?!
What?! What?! What?!
Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!
What are you trying to say?!
- Deal with it! - Deal with it!
- No way! - No way!
- You're an auction master! - This is how you do an auction!
- Fine! - I won't give you a single yen.
I didn't think it'd be an auction like this.
Three, two, one!
- One million! - That's good!
- One million! - One million!
How will it turn out?
- I spent two million yen on it. - Scary!
- Hedeza's personal channel is... - Yes?
"Omanjuu." "Omanjuu." "Omanjuu."
- What?! - What?!
Isn't this an advertisement?!
- I've been aiming for "Omanjuu" to reach one million. - Wow!
- I've been aiming for "Omanjuu" to reach one million. - For real.
- On the other hand, if it's a bug shop... - Yeah.
- It might come from a bug shop. - Yeah.
- That's not what I was looking for. - I was looking for "Omanjuu."
This video might be worse than my own channel.
This guy's funny and made me laugh!
- It's like a name for "steakhouse." - That was fun!
- This is going to be a long road. - This is...
This is going to be the only thing left of my YouTube scene.
Wouldn't it be cool if we could reach one million with "Omanjuu"?
- "Omanjuu" with gold? - No!
No! No! No!
Hedeza's personal channel is "Omanjuu."
That's funny!
- It's gross! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I said "personal channel" so I didn't know. - It's cute!
- It's funny, isn't it? - It's easier to listen to now.
- I don't know if it's that bad. - It's weird from the trash.
- I'm glad you watched this video. - For real.
- I'm definitely going to leave "Yumemaru" for years. - Yeah.
- It's bad. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like, "Yeah, I guess so," and started working here.
"Yumemaru" has become "Omanjuu."
Wait a minute! You're promoting "Omanjuu"?
- Finally, "Yumemaru." - "Yumemaru" coming out of there is amazing.
- There is no nickname in the video. - In the video?
- It has a name, but it's "Horoho." - "Horoho."
- It's name is... "Memegen." - "Memegen."
- It's a nickname for children in the video. - No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
- First of all, I want you to match it. - I've never met you.
- My wife is pretty much in favor of this. - Really?
- Well, for now... - "For now."
- Don't you get it? - Don't you get it?
- Don't you get it in your head? - Don't you get it in your head?
- Until you're about three years old. - Until you're about three years old.
- On your third birthday. - On my third birthday.
- Yes. - As for the scene where you appear,
- you talk with the members, - you go on the radio,
- you go on "Yumemaru." - Yes, yes.
- It's a big responsibility. - Yes, it is.
- 500,000. - Wow, it's a lot of money.
- This is too expensive. - No.
- Shizuya, what are you trying to do?
- I'm sure you'll get something. - I'll try to turn it over.
- If you do that... - I wonder if it's still okay.
- It's too early. - It's too early.
- This is a little... - It's a little...
- It's a little heavy. - It's nothing.
- It's like a LINE bill.
- The first sentence was decided.
- Tetsuya's personal channel has changed from a video upload channel to a ball.
- Of course, this is obvious. - It's long.
- Of course it is. - Wait a minute.
- The compatibility is... - The compatibility is...
- It can't be helped. - The compatibility can't be reversed from there.
- Tetsuya's personal channel has changed from a video upload channel to a ball.
- But it stood up for the first time the other day.
- I don't think you should pay for it.
- On the contrary, I think it won't be a ball for three years.
- Oh, I see. - Amazing.
- It's hard to say. - It's hard to say.
- I'll call you by your real name. - I'm sorry.
- That's all for the Memeiken Option.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- This time, Memeiken has become like this.
- From now on, let's live with the name "compatibility".
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